The Three little Pigs.
They were always terrorized by that horrible wolf, all the time. Blowing their houses down. The little piglets felt beat up, disgraced, and helpless.
The wolf whistle.
One day the wolf, wolf whistled at piglets girlfriend (you can actually learn how to wolf whistle at wikiHow). When she told him. His eyes turned bloodshot red. It was the last straw. And went ballistic. He calmed down and saw reason.
The law.
Went to the police, wanted to lay a charge against the wolf. The police told him they could not help, because their was no evidence.
He was furious, he wanted justice. He wanted justice for all piglets.
Kungfu mastery.
Where could he learn all that Hollywood ninja skills ? When he confronted the wolf and his pack. He could just beat them down.
The Sensei.
You decided to train him. Downloaded the game. With a keyboard on your desk. And the up, down, left and right arrow kungfu keys. You teach him combo moves, until your fingers cramp up.
A hero is born.
After intense training, he becomes, Iron Snout. Hero and defender of innocent piglets, in the forest and city. And wrecking ball dodger extraordinaire.
After a few plays and cramped up fingers. You will have a score of 34, and be amazed at the other Iron Snouts score of 999999.
Fun level: 2 out of 5.
Should you play it: Check it out.
How to get it: Steam and it is free to play.
Indie Dev: SnoutUp.
Our Rating: Mature.
